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ISBN: 9781921112065	Title: Hawaiian Chris Does Not Exist And Other Stories	Author: Simon Smithson	Price: $9.95
Description: Hawaiian Chris Does Not Exist And Other Stories: the book that the critics are calling ‘functional’, ‘workmanlike’, and ‘raises the bar for adequacy’! In these twelve stories find out how to apply to the Beastie Boys, precisely why herding cats is difficult, what would make a Hawaiian turn cannibal, and more, in the book that at least one major publishing house described as ‘We are not currently accepting new manuscripts’!